I was reading a news article yesterday and came across the following comment:

“The best way to save the Republican Party now is to destroy it. In the marketplace of ideas, social conservatism is a viral infection contaminating the GOP. It represents an evolutionary dead-end whose logical conclusion is fascism if not outright totalitarianism. Is it not obvious that the imposition of the evangelical ideology–any fundamentalist ideology for that matter–lies in direct opposition to a free people in a democratic land? Our Constitution, specifically the separation of church and state, no longer serves as a bulwark against the morality police, who seek to impose faith-based notions such as creationism upon those of us with rational minds. Social conservatives aim to constrain freedom of thought, freedom of choice, freedom to pursue happiness. These freedoms live at the heart of an entrepreneurial and economically strong America. No doubt, the diktat the social conservative movement wishes to impose upon ALL us Americans is antithetical to a free market system, and therefore exists as hypocrisy within the Republican platform. Privatize profits, socialize losses, and make religion the opiate of the masses. Indeed, this has been a dark eight years of Orwellian doubletalk. Enough! I’m a Reagan Republican and I’m voting for Libertarian Bob Barr.”

I really agree with Mr. Smart American and I thought I’d share.

I found this picture last night on MyConfinedSpace.com and laughed pretty hard. Being a lolcat and Cthulhu fan, I just found it hilarious.

I apologize for being remiss in my duties of blogging lately. But I’ve been busy a few other projects.

So, as you may or may not know, I live in Georgia. There is a mess of a water crisis here right now. We’ve got less than 90 days left by some estimates. Mainly the drought has been bad in the southeast. Our fine government officials have scrambled to do something about it. As we all know, crisis management doesn’t work well.

So what has our find Governer Sonny Perdue decided to do? Yep, you guessed it, pray for rain.

I’m truly frightened that the leader of our state is putting his eggs in the “God will save us” bucket. I want to move so badly!

Read about it here.

Holy shit do I love seeing the number 666. Not only does it instill fear in the hearts of mindless idiots who subscribe to organized superstition, but it’s such a cool number! Ah, the endless numerological possibilities. Anyway, today I noticed that the NASDAQ was down $6.66 so I thought I’d capture the moment.

It’s kind of funny how all these god-freaks are kicking the bucket lately. I’m sure their loved ones all feel that it’s “god’s plan” or “god’s will”. It just makes me chuckle.

All the faith and prayer in the world couldn’t save Tammy Faye Messner from lung cancer…

Since deaths (especially of religious idiots) seems to come in threes, I wonder who will be next.

It only took five hours for fearless leader to let his boy Scooter off the hook. Ok, so, he outed a CIA operative, was found guilty in a federal court, but, ya know, well, he’s suffered enough. The only possible reason that fearless leader would feel that way about Scooter (and commute his sentence) is because he wasn’t the real source of the leak. It stands to reason, and by the administration’s actions sort of affirms that Scooter merely took the fall for Karl.

Here’s my message to Mr. Libby:

Scooter, if you were uninvolved and took the fall for the crooks in office, you’re an idiot. These guys don’t give two shits about you. Hope it was worth it.

I found this today. It’s old, but funny. The Conservative Voice is always good for a laugh.

Multi-millionaire evangelist and founder of the Moral Majority, Jerry Falwell, dead at the age of 73. Cause is still unknown, but I think God had other plans for him…

Read the CNN story here.

My good friend Jeremy sent me a link today to this picture:

God made all things, he made plants and the earth, and we should love them because it brings us closer to Him. He also made dog’s butts, and I love them because they bring me closer to Him. If you can’t love a dog’s butt, you’ve no room for Him in your life.
Use a condom though, for God’s sake.

Happy Friday!

I’m sure some sick bastard already thought of this but I’m blogging about it so there!

Ok, here’s the idea: Rapture Insurance! Yeah, for a paltry sum (less my management fees of course), we can build an annuity for the unsaved loved ones in your family. Should the Rapture come and you’re whisked away into heaven, your policy will pay off immediately protected your unsaved family members.

Sounds like a good idea to me. It would be a Christian thing to do, take care of your family that is.

My brother sent me this picture today and I thought it was blogworthy…