If you haven’t heard, Charlton Heston died yesterday at the ripe old age of 84. While I don’t revel in his death, he did kind of sort of go nutty with the whole NRA thing.

While most of the world remembers him for Ben Hur and The Ten Commandments, CH will always be remembered by me as Taylor, the wayward astronaut lost on the crazy mixed up ape planet. Talk about monkey love…

Anyway, I guess we can pry that gun from his cold dead hands now.

It’s kind of funny how all these god-freaks are kicking the bucket lately. I’m sure their loved ones all feel that it’s “god’s plan” or “god’s will”. It just makes me chuckle.

All the faith and prayer in the world couldn’t save Tammy Faye Messner from lung cancer…

Since deaths (especially of religious idiots) seems to come in threes, I wonder who will be next.

It only took five hours for fearless leader to let his boy Scooter off the hook. Ok, so, he outed a CIA operative, was found guilty in a federal court, but, ya know, well, he’s suffered enough. The only possible reason that fearless leader would feel that way about Scooter (and commute his sentence) is because he wasn’t the real source of the leak. It stands to reason, and by the administration’s actions sort of affirms that Scooter merely took the fall for Karl.

Here’s my message to Mr. Libby:

Scooter, if you were uninvolved and took the fall for the crooks in office, you’re an idiot. These guys don’t give two shits about you. Hope it was worth it.

I found this today. It’s old, but funny. The Conservative Voice is always good for a laugh.

Multi-millionaire evangelist and founder of the Moral Majority, Jerry Falwell, dead at the age of 73. Cause is still unknown, but I think God had other plans for him…

Read the CNN story here.